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09 February 2009 @ 10:04 pm
Dear Residents...  
Prepare yourself, ladies and bros because here it comes.
Here's the mini cherry on top of the regular cherry, on top of the sundae of awesome that is my life, and will soon be your life.

While I was out awesomming all over the place, as usual, I received an order, no no no... a mission from the man above! (and by that I mean the guy who's name a lot of girls call out because of me. Awesome!)
I am going to show you, yes you!, how to live!

Not everyone rises at his birth like a phoenix from the ashes and stands Armani-clad and fully awesome like me.
No.
There are many poor and unfortunate people, like you, who have been living their whole life in a seat-belt, but now it's finally time to unclick!

Do you know what's in the back of your brain, behind the curtain in a dark little room secretly controlling your every move? ... a little Barney!
So embrace him, embrace your inner Barney and start living life the Stinson-Way!

Oh, and don't be disappointed if you can't be as awesome as Barney Stinson, and you might not get the slot of “Vice-President of Awesome”, but you also wouldn't call the NFL and ask them to be quarterback next Sunday, right?

But, take my advice, by heart, and you will, today already!, be more awesome than the “Assistant Under-Secretary of Only Okay”.

Yours Awesome
Not-Barney-Stinson
(but I hear that guy's awesome!) 
Stay tuned for
Lesson Nr. 1:
Suit Up!
Lesson Nr. 2:
Occam's
Barney's Razor
 
 
 
littlesarahlost: HIMYM Barney tielittlesarahlost on February 10th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC)
I can't wait for the next post :)
Bibi [/Blocksberg]: nph->himym.hfiveasolitaryraven on February 10th, 2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
I'm really glad you seem to like it! =D
The next post will hopefully be tonight, themed 'Suit Up!', and fitting your awesome icon! ;)
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Bibi [/Blocksberg]: nph->himym.awfsomeasolitaryraven on February 11th, 2009 05:45 pm (UTC)
You can repeat it as often as you like, I love reading it! Thanks so much! =D