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18 February 2009 @ 02:33 pm
Third time's the charm: Rut-Busters!  
In addition to last weeks history lesson, a little piece of information:
Prostitution is the world's oldest profession. True story.

Now, hold on to your bedsores grandparents of Willy Wonka
because the Wonkavator is going to take us to the next level.
The tricycle. the devil's threeway of our course, or merely:

Third time's the charm: Rut-Busters!

Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another.
Even though that's sometimes true even for yours truly, I always find out something very important about myself... I'm awesome.

And so can you be. If you have listened to me at all, you know by now that it's all about doing and not thinking, but it's not really all about that.

You can do, do, do, yet still end up going to the same bar, drinking the same beer and talking to the same people every day.
You get stuck in a rut-tine.
And then, who ya gonna call?

Rut-Busters!

If there is a rut in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call? Rut-Busters
Stuck in a rut-tine, you just don't look good
Who ya gonna call? Rut-Busters

I ain't afraid of no rut!

If you're seein' things runnin' thru your head
Who can you call? Rut-Busters
An incredible girl sleepin' in your bed
Oh who did ya call? Rut-Busters

I ain't afraid of no rut!

If you're all alone pick up the phone
And call... Rut-Busters

I ain't afraid of no rut!

Let me tell ya somethin':
Bustin' makes me feel good!

Rut-Busters!
(Stinson: When someone asks me if I am god, I say yes!)
2083 in a cinema near you!


Of course you can learn to love yourself for the unique little snowflake you are and stay in your rut, but as your mentor, spiritual guide and founder of the Rut-Buster associaton I am telling you to grab life by the crack and lick the crap out of it!

Even our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness! Not the 'sit-around-and-wait' of happiness!

So step into my web, start a thing, lick the Liberty Bell, pee on a church and get unfairly punished for it, just change your entire personality – it's so much easier!

Yours Awesome
Not-Barney-Stinson
(but I hear that guy's awesome)

 
 
 
littlesarahlost: Dr Horriblelittlesarahlost on February 18th, 2009 03:54 pm (UTC)
Cool! Now I'll be singing 'Who you gonna call? Rut-busters!' the rest of the day, lol :D

Bibi [/Blocksberg]: nph&elmoasolitaryraven on February 18th, 2009 04:04 pm (UTC)
Hehe... ^.^
I'm already sorry for when it'll start to get on your nerves, like in 5 minutes or so. ;)
idioticonionidioticonion on February 18th, 2009 05:13 pm (UTC)
And now I want a remake of Ghostbusters staring NPH. YOU put this in my head! You evil awesome person. ;-)
Bibi [/Blocksberg]: nph->cardsasolitaryraven on February 18th, 2009 06:24 pm (UTC)
Hehe... ^.^ I'd say sorry, but that would actually be awesome!

I'm in a too crazy/creative mood today I think:

^.^
roland44: Cobie approves!roland44 on April 1st, 2009 08:10 am (UTC)
"2083 in a cinema near you!"
a) Love this journal, keep it up ;)
b) House with death-kitty icon love!
Bibi [/Blocksberg]: laurie+doctorNOuseasolitaryraven on April 1st, 2009 12:30 pm (UTC)
Re: "2083 in a cinema near you!"
a) Thank you! =D I will, my 3 week spring break started today so I'll finally have some time to write again. =)
b) I see even Cobie approves! ;D
roland44: Cobie approves!roland44 on April 1st, 2009 02:50 pm (UTC)
Re: "2083 in a cinema near you!"
Oh yeah she does! I'm so sure she reads Barney's blog and gets a few good evil chuckles out of it... =D
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Bibi [/Blocksberg]: nph->possimpibleasolitaryraven on July 10th, 2009 02:02 pm (UTC)
Re: You've been nominated at the Legendary Awards!
Thank you for the congratulations, and for informing me! =)
Though I kind of already knew as I've been following the nomination process.

Of course I'm accepting it, eventhough I'm not sure I really deserve it. =)